Chris Cimperman: All His Glory

09/08/2012

This is a tribute to one of the most photogenic men in the world. I decided to assemble this collection, not because he deserves it, but in order to expose his unique modeling talents to the world. Get ready world, here he comes.


Groundhoggin

09/08/2012

I got this thick bitch a few months back. I shot it while standing about 25 yards away. Needless to say I was proud of my shot. We just needed Andrew Zimmern there to show us how to cook her up.


Dead Monitor

08/11/2012

 

While waiting for the thumbs up on a project at work, this happened.

This is my second monitor that acts very nutty. I often have to restrain myself from smashing it to smithereens. As an alternative I thought I would mock it through caricature.


King Stink

07/17/2012

 

 

This is my most recent driving disc. It is a Nuke and S curves like a MFer. I love this disc and wanted to personalize it.


Dog Judge

07/17/2012

 

While on a call with a client, she mentioned the fact that she had started assembling the memoirs of famous dog show judge. I thought that was awesome, so this happened.


The Idea Jar

07/17/2012

I now present Emily’s birthday present for 2012. Not quite as large as last year’s but still respectable.

I started off with a 3 foot by 4 foot canvas and applied my spackled texture. Then proceeded on to the underpainting of paint pencils and crayons.From there I shot up the line work with my projector and positioned it on the canvas. I then finished it off with a combination of acrylic and charcoal pencil.

As you can see, it now has a home above our bed. It serves as an excellent dream catcher. Lately I’ve been able to replace nightmares involving Kristen Stewart films with fanciful dreams of anthropomorphic peanut butter sandwiches.



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